Episode One: Nothing Even Adjacent To A Fuck
This week, those getting read include the writers of Law and Order: SVU's "Rihanna" episode, Keri Hilson and corny people.
Episode Two: There Will Be Blood
Kid Fury & Crissle are reading Kim Kardashian for blood...literally. Chris Brown, A$AP Rocky, Azealia Banks and Bloomberg are just a few others that also catch the shade. Plus, why is Kid Fury a dateless dweeb? Listen up and find out!
Episode Three: The Original Face
On this episode of The Read, Kid Fury clocks Tamar Braxton's original face, while Crissle reads Joe Budden for filth. Kandi Burruss, Nicki Minaj and Lil Kim also get chopped. Plus, Crissle has a strong word on messy hypocrites. Come get your blessing!
Episode Four: Bow Down
Kid Fury and Crissle celebrate Beyoncé's right to stunt on these peasants. Keyshia Cole gets her ketchup-colored wig ripped to shreds and Rihanna is still high as hell. Plus, fake famous people get read for points.
Episode Five: Team Natural
Kid Fury and Crissle marvel at Blue Ivy's height and fantastic diet. Kim Kardashian is still pretty dumb and Rick Ross raps about rape, and Crissle reads a queen in the name of natural hair!
Episode Six: The Grown Episode
Kid Fury & Crissle have another Beyoncé appreciation moment... sponsored by Pepsi. Keyshia Cole's career is over, Rick Ross wants to keep his career and Crissle is The Willow Defender.
Episode Seven: Scandalous
Youtube sensation Franchesca "Chescaleigh" Ramsey is our first guest and joins in on the shade. LL Cool J doesn't care about slavery as long as he can wear jewelry, and A$AP Rocky is giving lipstick tips. You can also expect a lengthy discussion on ABC's Scandal!
Episode Eight: Who Raised You?
Have you said a prayer for DMX and Amanda Bynes this week? Join in our circle of hope for those two. Also, has Beyoncé made a huge mistake...and who is Kylie: The Terrible?
Episode Nine: Love & Kroger Michelle
Actor Dustin Ross joins us on The Read this week, where we give thanks for all new Beyoncé related treats. We might be getting a new Lauryn Hill album, sponsored by the IRS. Plus, K. Michelle is getting her ashy wig shifted.
Episode Ten: New York Appreciation
The Read returns this week with more soap opera games from Chris & Rihanna. Kim Kardashian looks like a couch, Lauryn Hill is going away and Wade Robson loses his damn mind.
Episode 11: There's Something About Fury
Lord, Beyoncé has postponed a show for the first time. Is the King Bey knocked up? Also, Tyler Perry's wig gets snatched and Kelly Rowland bares her soul. However, can you tell what's up with Kid Fury this week?
Episode 12: Petty Betty
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Kid Fury & Crissle gag over the leaked version of Beyoncé's "Grown Woman" single. As anticipation for the tour kicks back up, Miguel kicks two girls down at the Billboard Awards. Plus, what the hell is Paris Hilton doing on Cash Money Records?!
Episode 13: Pray For The Dancing Lobsters
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This week, Crissle lets you know how she feels about a drugged out rapping Amanda Bynes! Everyone is judging Miguel, Beyoncé will have you escorted out, and Kid Fury is always late!
Episode 14: Say No To F**kboys
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Have you asked Draya Michele any tough Twitter questions yet? This week, Kid Fury and Crissle are reading deadbeat parents and destroying the fuckboys. Also, which Real Housewife is pregnant again and what's up Kanye's butt?
Episode 15: Law & Order: FU
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It's been legal hell for a few celebrities as of late. This week, Kid Fury and Crissle bang the gavel on these famous fools. Plus, Miley Cyrus and her twerking are tired as hell.
Episode 16: Paula's Best Dish
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Have you had a taste of Paula Deen's racism lately? Come get a bite along with lots of shade for Kaidence Donda West and Chad Johnson. Plus, Crissle reads where it hurts... for Fury.
Episode 17: What's In A Name?
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This week, guest Dustin Ross joins us again as Blue Ivy has officially muted the name North West on Twitter. Paula Deen might be sorry for calling you the N-word, but she's still been fired. Plus, a listener update that will gag your shorts off!
Episode 18: The Black Entertainment Episode
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This week, Kid Fury & Crissle review the BET Awards before the holiday. Talk of George Zimmerman gets pretty heated, and your letters from home are still insane!
Episode 19: Stay Off The Bus
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This week, we all hail Jay's Holy Grail. Mariah Carey busted her legendary ass and your letters from home are crazier than ever! Plus, our guest Assante introduces a new segment and Stevie J stops by the show in his fuckboy bus...
Episode 20: Well Deserved Laughs
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This past week has been an especially sucky one, but the show must go on. Grab a few deserved laughs as Kid Fury & Crissle talk Chris Brown, Keri Hilson, and the monstrous Kris Jenner. Plus, you listeners sound off!